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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	204	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Players Killed by Monsters:	4673	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	5200
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	802	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8567	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	400
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!