Orphans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

grizzly bear, heroic tales, black eye, Panda, orphans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

born out of wedlock, international scandal, ORPHAN, undocumented history, Family secrets

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

CraftyInLaws, selfish, disney world, car accident, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

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Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

Reign, Twisted, love, R-rei, regret

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

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Whispering Pines SMP

Simple, Polite, PvP, swearing allowed, new players

[SMP] [No land claiming] [PVP] [Not anarchy!]

Hello we are a 3 year running survival smp server, just updated to 1.21 with a map reset, all new players welcome. This is the closest you’ll get to simple survival, where our aim is to keep things simplistic and fun, server has many features. Come and join, it’s just like old times! Rules: 1]Be polite and nice to everyone. 2]Swearing is allowed but be moderate, younger people play here too. 3]Griefing and PVP is ALLOWED! It’s your job to run and hide your stuff. Grow up.(Does not mean you can grief spawn). 4]Hacking or exploiting is not allowed. GIVE US A CHANCE! WE WONT DISSAPOINT!

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☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival – now with fishy fashion and enchanting challenges! Join in the sunburn fun with PvP and world expansions! 🐟🎣🏹🔥

smp, java, Gear, update, Server

Shaded Minecraft Server

Server IP play.shaded.gg

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Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉 Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, Shaded offers various custom features including a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Land Claiming, Custom Gear, Economy, and more.

3. How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?

You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting on the server. Simply participate in voting to receive these rewards.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things soft yuri!

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and of course, indulging in some steamy yuri romance with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground yuri cult that worships the goddess of love and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you join the cult, you’ll gain special powers like the ability to turn all your enemies into cute anime girls.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our soft yuri paradise and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!

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Astro Bot is Better Than Mario Galaxy in Minecraft SMP

astro bot, debate, virtual reality, video games, comparison

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where people think Mario Galaxy is better than Astro Bot? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who know the truth – Astro Bot is the superior game! We have secret underground bases filled with Astro Bot memorabilia and we hold daily debates on why Mario Galaxy doesn’t even compare. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our server and he only plays as Astro Bot in-game. So come join us and experience the true greatness of Astro Bot in Minecraft form!

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NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server

Friends, house rules, guests, Boundaries, discomfort

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful guests who leave your house a mess? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you never have to worry about wet bed linen in the washing machine or garbage left in the trash can without a bag. Our server is clean, fun, and full of surprises!

Just like the time my boyfriend’s brother’s friends came over for a weekend and left a trail of chaos in their wake. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unruly guests with just a click of a button. No more strangers sweating on your virtual couch or making you feel uncomfortable in your own virtual home.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. We promise a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

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PartyBlockNoMore

party guests, event hosting, Karaoke, PartyBlockNoMore, BIRTHDAYS

Are you tired of hosting boring parties for your family? Do you want to spice things up and show off your party planning skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic virtual parties where you can plan menus, decorate, and even play games like virtual karaoke!

Forget about the drama of real-life family parties where people show up early, shame you for not being ready, and eat all your food before leaving early. On our server, you can host the perfect party without any unwanted guests ruining your fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your family how a real party is done – Minecraft style! Plus, no one will judge you for not being ready on time or eating all the food before the party even starts. It’s a win-win!

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Server IP	play.shaded.gg
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Orphans

Shaded Minecraft Server

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

3. How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?