orlin and nikocado break up Minecraft Servers

CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	300
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Runes Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2432	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	547302	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?