Orions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7007	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

BETRAYAL, Blockhead, casual relationship, CreeperClique, damaging words, deep hurt, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional turmoil, emotional wounds, friend with benefits, Heartache, hurtful actions, hurtful experiences, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insensitive comments, negative impact, painful conversations, painful memories, toxic relationships, Youre

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchantments Applied:	79
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

Armed Forces, Attack, Baghdad, BaghdadBoomCraft, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military base, military presence, military sources, RETALIATION, rocket attack, SECURITY, Target, Tension, us forces, violence, war zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	139029	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Animals Bred:	148	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Consciousness, debate, dualism, Essence, Ethics, Existence, existentialism, Humanity, Meaning, Metaphysical, mind-body, Minecraft, morality, opinion, philosophy, purpose, Server, Soul, soulless, spirituality, spirituality vs materialism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	1642
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3343	Votes:	7717
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

all-time hits leader, banned from baseball, baseball controversy, baseball great, baseball history, baseball legend, Charlie Hustle, Cincinnati native, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati sports, Cincinnati sports legend, Dead, dead at 83, gambling scandal, Hall of Fame, Minecraft, MLB, mlb records, pété, Pete Rose, Pete Rose Jr., rose, smp, sports icon

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	7356
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

broth, chicken noodle soup, comfort food, crackers, ginger ale, grilled cheese, herbal tea, Honey, hot tea, ice cream, Jello, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, Minecraft, oatmeal, popsicles, saltines, sick day cravings, SickCravings, smp, Soup, toast, vitamin C

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

CraftyTunesMC

catchy, cheerful, CraftyTunesMC, danceable, Energetic, favorite feel-good song, favorite song, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happy, inspiring, instant mood lifter, instant pick-me-up, Joyful, mood booster, motivational, music therapy, Positive, positive energy, upbeat, Uplifting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

LebCraftWarz

aggression, airstrikes, Arabic media, armored vehicles, ATTACKING, civilian casualties, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Destruction, hezbollah, IDF tanks, international news, LebCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, resistance, southern Lebanon, Villages, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Votes:	7651
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here

#sustainability, antarctica, challenges of Mars colonization, Colonization, exploration of Mars, extraterrestrial colonization, extreme environments, future of space travel, human settlement, inhospitable environments, interplanetary travel, mars, mars colonization, Oasis, planetary colonization, Remote Locations, scientific discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Space Race, space technology

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!