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Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

BrokeCraft, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood poverty, class differences, disadvantaged backgrounds, economic challenges, economic disadvantages, financial hardships, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggles, Hardships, lack of resources, POVERTY, real, social class, social inequality, social mobility, societal barriers, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, Struggle

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

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NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

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Green Acres Minecraft Server

#youtube, Acres, art, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, Green.., half-life 2, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, Stream, twitter

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

ADHD toy, anxiety relief, fad toy, fidget, fidget spinner, fidget toy, focus aid, hand spinner, hand-held spinner, kids toy, metal spinner, Minecraft, plastic spinner, popular toy, relaxation tool, sensory toy, smp, spinner, spinning device, spinning gadget, spinning toy, stress relief, Toy, trendy toy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Void Gems Collected:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	9491	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	168

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

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