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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6160 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!