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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4920 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Why should you join?
1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.
2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.
3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.
4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).
