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CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Villages Defended:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	70	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9654
Dragon Eggs Found:	2783	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	193	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Emeralds Found:	1429
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

CraftyAdviceWorks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!