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DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6873
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	142	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5302	Star Shards Collected:	126
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9706	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	787905

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	4164	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!