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Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Farms Harvested:	984
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	New Chunks Explored:	602426
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7399
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.