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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!
Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.
