ORGASMIC Minecraft Servers

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  • Orgasmic Women’s Realm

    Orgasmic Women’s Realm

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    so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • Orgasmic Inflamed Connection

    Orgasmic Inflamed Connection

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    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this crazy link between inflammation and orgasm frequency, like what even is that? apparently, if you wanna get freaky with your partner, you gotta have some inflammation going on. it’s like, science or something.

    if you join this server, you’ll be part of this insane study that found out that people with high inflammation levels have better sex. like, who would’ve thought, right? so, if you wanna have mind-blowing orgasms and connect with your partner on a whole other level, you gotta join this server.

    we’ve got all sorts of crazy experiments and studies going on, all in the name of sexual satisfaction. you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that will change the way we look at relationships forever. so, come on and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want more orgasms, amirite?

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  • Pixel Bliss Land

    Pixel Bliss Land

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that orgasmic feeling you crave? Look no further, because our server is here to satisfy all your blocky desires! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Who needs real-life orgasms when you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way through our insane world? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

    ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BananaCraft: The TR4 Saga

    BananaCraft: The TR4 Saga

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    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got banana apocalypse part 2 goin on! our genomicist is explainin all about the tricky genetics of this fungus that’s threatenin banana monoculture worldwide. but don’t worry, we got u covered with epic builds and survival challenges to keep u entertained while the bananas go wild! join now for a chance to save the world with ur blocky skills and maybe even score a banana suit skin for ur character! it’s gonna be a peely good time, so hop on and let’s get this party started! 🍌🎉 #bananapocalypse #minecraftmadness

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  • Get lit in WEEDCRAFT 🌿 No crafting high, just high crafting! smp semi-vanilla

    Get lit in WEEDCRAFT 🌿 No crafting high, just high crafting! smp semi-vanilla

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    Welcome to Weedcraft Server!

    Weedcraft is a 1.21 survival server with:

    Features
    • Literally weed
    • Plugins such as EssentialsX
    • Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp
    • Craft-able drugs with fun effects!
    • Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server
    • Fun events such as build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races
    • Active and passionate community-drawn discussions
    • +10,000 to -10,000 world border
    • Stealing is allowed but Griefing is NOT.

    If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

    ⚠️Weedcraft is a completely new server with just a couple friends and we are looking for new players to form our community with us.

    Server Information
    JAVA IP: 102.165.14.81:25878
    BEDROCK IP: 102.165.14.81
    BEDROCK PORT: 25803

    If you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

    https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
    What are some commands available for players? Players can use commands like /tpa, /home, and /rtp.
    Are there any specific rules players must adhere to? Stealing is allowed, but griefing is not tolerated on the server.

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  • LoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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    Tired of dating apps where people treat you like a Pokemon trainer trying to catch ’em all based on stats? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we value deep conversations, understanding, and finding a decent person to match your values. No more searching for a trophy partner, find someone who actually wants to get to know you as a person. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and surprises – who needs a trophy partner when you can have a diamond sword instead? Join us now and level up your love life in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftySMP Insider

    CraftySMP Insider

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    Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

    But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

    One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

    So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ParentalPixelPanic

    ParentalPixelPanic

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

    DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

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    Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!

    Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.

    So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?

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