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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8784 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.