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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1250 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 133 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 3381 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
