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Blocky Pleasure Land

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

AGP, BlockBust, Curiosity, desire, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, female experience, female sexuality, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, male perspective, male sexuality, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, reddit thread, Server, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, Transgender, twoxchromosomes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockBustMasters

24 hour period, BlockBustMasters, Climax, Intimacy, orgasm, Personal Record, Physical Release, Pleasure, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual experience, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Minecraft Server: Crafty Cum Zone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a pet unicorn!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!

SleepyCraft: Where even the mobs are more awake than you! 🛏️💤

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server, where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild adventure filled with spellbinding surprises and enchanted encounters.

Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2352

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Farms Harvested:	516
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Farms Harvested:	914	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	998824	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1192	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4918
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	553	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!