Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!
Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!
Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!
Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?
On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.
Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!
Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.
Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!
Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!
1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
WaffleSky is a skyblock server that is currently in development, and i need your help! i need help with making decisions on features so i need a community to help me decide what people will like the most! I will be regularly updating people about the wellbeing of the minecraft server essentially like a dev-log. You currently can still player but it is in a beta stage!
wafflesky.net
Welcome to KaapCity MC, a breathtaking Minecraft Skyblock server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Skyblock is a unique and thrilling game mode, and KaapCity MC has carefully crafted the perfect environment for players to embark on their island-building adventures.
**Rich and Engaging Gameplay:** Our server offers a feature-rich Skyblock experience that keeps you engaged for hours on end. Develop your island, gather resources, trade with other players, and complete a variety of in-game challenges. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock veteran or a newcomer to the game mode, there’s something here for everyone.
play.kaapcity.net
A modded Minecraft faction server for an upcoming mod pack that turns modern Minecraft into the feel and combat of 1.7.3 With a Small discord growing in size with people to talk to and a mod team who is active most of the day. So fight and win, grow in strength and size let your faction be the strongest
factionbetterbeta.serveminecraft.net
Haider Network Is a lifesteal Network Which is created by Haider Net Team and In Haider network
You Can Play Lifesteal Then Buy Ranks , Kits For gear up
Play Now Ip: Haidernetwork.modded.fun pe : Soon
haidernetwork.modded.fun
We’re a new server come check us out! we offer a mix of a survival pvp experience. Roam the world and explore with the danger of fighting other players. you can protect yourself by claiming land were pvp is disabled.
craftershq.mcserver.us
McVillageIsland is a special SkyBlock server: with powerful monsters, magical weapons, places to explore and more…
185.185.134.82:25760
Furious is your home for Minecraft Prisons. We recently launched and offer custom pickaxe enchants, monthly payouts, gangs, private mines and more. Come check us out.
play.furiousprison.com
A 16+ international community that operates 24/7 as a collaborative storytelling experience. Utilizing Minecraft as a medium for roleplay and Dungeons & Dragons. Welcoming new or experienced roleplayers and D&D enthusiasts to take part in our open world map. Packed with multiple downtime activities, DM ran event-lines, custom crafting, housing, an energetic roleplay community, and more.
play.rpdnd.com
Behold, noble adventurer! I beseech thee to consider the wondrous realm of Ember Wing, the Java Minecraft server, now graced with the power of Bedrock compatibility! Within this realm, thou shalt find a haven where thou canst unite with thy comrades from diverse platforms, forging bonds that transcend the boundaries of technology.
In this realm, the path to wealth and prosperity awaits thee, for thou hast the opportunity to ascend to the pinnacle of opulence. Journey to the majestic castle, where thou canst barter thy treasures with esteemed traders, thus amassing great wealth in the form of in-game currency.
But lo, the possibilities do not end there! Should thy entrepreneurial spirit burn bright, thou canst establish thine own shop within the bustling local Market. From this haven of commerce, thou canst offer thy wares to fellow adventurers, further augmenting thy riches and influence.
Fear not the distance, for thy base shall remain connected to all these marvels through the central Nether Portal. Traverse the fiery depths of the Nether and emerge unscathed, arriving swiftly at thy desired destination.
Furthermore, by supporting the noble cause of Ember Wing, thou shalt be rewarded with swift in-game items and perks. Pledge thy allegiance to this server, and thou shalt find thy virtual coffers overflowing with treasures. Visit Tebex, the sacred realm of support, and partake in the bountiful rewards that await thee. Join us, noble adventurer, and let thy legend be written in the annals of Ember Wing!
51.81.146.102:25595
Welcome to you future astronaut! Our space-themed Minecraft server is a place for survival and competition. You can explore our open world, build your own base and defend yourself against other players. Our server is divided into different clans, each with their own territory and resources. You can join an existing clan or create your own. The ultimate goal is to become the most powerful clan on the server.
We also offer you a wonderfully spatial experience! Thanks to our magnificent Texture Pack! This pack contains improved graphics and a space texture! Space content, like the Intergalactic Rocket which will allow you to travel to different planets (Update coming soon)! And new ores, new tools and much more!
Our server is equipped with plugins to improve your gaming experience. We have plugins for economy, ranks, stores, auctions, events, quests and much more. We also have a player voting system, which allows you to earn rewards by voting for our server.
Our community is welcoming and friendly. We have active moderators to ensure the security and usability of the server.
We regularly organize events for players, such as building competitions, treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.
Join our Minecraft server now and start your survival and faction adventure!
Join Space-Revolut now! Your intergalactic leader SquellyFine wishes you a good trip!
space-revolut.mine.fun