Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!
Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!
Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!
Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?
On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.
Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!
Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.
Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!
Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!
1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!
DREAMHUB.PL| We strive to create #1 Polish Server! English Friendly! | International Community! Let’s create the most active server in Poland! Friendly community and great atmosphere, MATURY! Find new friends and play online games A special rank for active users Competitions and games with attractive prizes, e.g. Nitro!
51.83.132.84
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Join us to be part of our growing community of players!
play.crystalsmp.net
| Description |
|---|
| This is our second try, or sequel to our previous server, Mia’s Origins SMP. We reopened relatively recently so don’t worry about being late. |
| This is a modded, 1.20.1 Java edition server based around the origins mod. We have plenty of origins to choose from with various enhancements. |
| We do our best to moderate and keep our community a safe and welcoming place. Poor behavior will not be tolerated. |
| To join, whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft does the server use? | We use Minecraft Java Edition 1.20.1. |
| What is the theme of the server? | Our server is based around the origins mod with additional enhancements such as proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture. |
| How do I join the server? | You can join by whitelisting on our Discord server using the provided link. |
| Is there any new dimension in the modpack? | Yes, we have added a new dimension in the modpack for players to explore. |
We have a special potion that turns your character into a magical unicorn with rainbow powers – who wouldn’t want to be a sparkly horse of legend? Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home, even if you legally troon out just for funsies.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only gender that matters is the one you choose for your character!
Rumor has it, the creators of the server are actually time travelers from the future, warning us of impending doom. But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan to save the world and it involves building epic structures and fighting off mobs like never before.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, ancient prophecies, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind oct282011 and become a hero in the process. See you on the server, adventurer!
Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.
Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!
Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!