Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!
Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!
Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!
Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?
On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.
Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!
Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.
Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!
Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!
1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
our server is like a magical land where you can build your own empire and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.
forget about the real world problems, on our server everyone is equal and free to explore and create.
plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. are you up for the challenge?
join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
We are a starting Minecraft community with the goal to have some fun together in a enhanced survival environment. The server provides a custom texture pack to be able to add unique items. Some of the additions made (and not limited to) are; Gateways, Custom ore generation and more. Are you interested and want to find out more? Come join us on a new survival adventure and start building today! The Banished Craft Team!
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Welcome to GTXLands, your ultimate Minecraft faction server experience! Join us as we delve into a world where custom crafts, free ranks, epic raids, and thrilling events await. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, GTXLands offers something for everyone. Features: Custom Crafts: Unleash your creativity with unique crafting options that redefine your gameplay. Free Ranks: Climb the ranks without spending a dime, thanks to our rewarding progression system. Epic Raids: Strategize and conquer rival bases in adrenaline-pumping faction warfare. Dynamic Events: Participate in exciting events that test your skills and unite the community. Visit our Server: GTXlands.gomc.fun
GTXLands.gomc.fun:25772
| Server Type | Vanilla with select plugins |
|---|---|
| Economy | Diamond-based economy |
| Land Claims | No land claims |
| Server Version | Papermc 1.20.6 |
| Language | English speaking |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are meant to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone on the server. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.
A: No, we do not allow land claims on the server to preserve the original Minecraft feel and promote community interaction.
A: You can join the server by adding the server IP to your Minecraft multiplayer server list. If you have any issues joining, feel free to reach out on our Discord server for assistance.
Our latest patch notes will keep you updated on all the crazy changes we make to keep things fresh and exciting. And don’t miss out on our midseason blogpost, where we spill all the juicy details about what’s coming next.
Join us for Season 11, where we have the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a Colosseo Rework that will leave you speechless. Plus, we have a Community Crafted mode where streamers balance the game – what could possibly go wrong?
But wait, there’s more! Coming up we have a Summer Games Event, a Lifeguard skin shop featuring Mercy in a recolor, and the launch of Season 12 with the epic Juno. And don’t forget about our Clash Mode coming in 2024 – it’s going to be wild.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you have all this insanity waiting for you?
On our server, you can skip family reunions and weddings without any consequences! No need to worry about missing out on important events, because here, your presence is not required.
Imagine a world where you can have a kid-free weekend to yourself, just like your spouse did after a wild bachelorette party. No judgment for napping all day or coming home hungover – we support your need for self-care!
Join now and experience the freedom of choosing when to do chores and when to relax. Who needs a shared calendar when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Don’t wait until after Labor Day, join our server today and reclaim your personal time!
Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!
Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!