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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9218 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 854 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7654 |
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Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.
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