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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4169 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!