Organic Options MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

high fiber, Healthy Eating, gluten free options, low sodium, ProteinPopsicle

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

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ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

Chocolate, metal toxicity, organic options, worst offenders, maximum allowable dose

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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Elon’s Crafty Influence

spacex, Crafty, Entrepreneurship, success, tesla

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk himself has built a secret underground base to launch his next mission to Mars! Join us and you might just find yourself recruited as a space explorer, traveling to new worlds and discovering alien civilizations (or just mining for diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Elon has hidden a stash of rare loot somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of cybernetic wolves that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mini-game where you can race against Elon in his Tesla Cybertruck, dodging obstacles and trying to beat his record time. Who knows, maybe if you win, he’ll offer you a job at SpaceX!

So come join us on this wild adventure and see where your journey with Elon Musk will take you. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Jail, Rule of Law, ALARM, Oppression, political repression

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

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RareEarthsRumble

political tension, sanctions, RareEarthsRumble, international relations, Natural resources

so, like, u know how russia is all like “back off ukraine’s rare earths, trump”? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia wants to get in on the action! join us and mine for those rare earths like a boss! who needs politics when u can be diggin’ for diamonds and emeralds all day long, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff – shhh, don’t tell putin! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraft4life #russiaaintgotnothinonus

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Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server

maternal health, Fetal development, maternal nutrition, Minecraft, first trimester

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Cosmic Crafters 1.21

Crafters, beans on toast, sonic speedrun, Gaming, self-care

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

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BlockPartyFit

self-care, meditation, positive thinking, mindfulness, hydration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs through the sky to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its magical healing properties. Players have reported feeling more energized and focused after just one hour of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MineCrafty Trump Server

humanitarian, landmines, trump, policy, minecrafty

come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

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Alp Nano Tyre Quest

swiss alps, research study, nanoplastics, microplastics, pollution sources

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.

Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.

We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!

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