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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2655 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6132 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!