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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3144 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!