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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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