so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!
ToxoKidneyCraft
TransplantCraft: Organ Edition
haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players have organs made of blocks? well now u can cuz this server is all about transplanting organs in the game! u can have a heart made of diamonds or a liver made of emeralds, the possibilities are endless!we use machine learning to predict if ur organ transplant will be successful or not, so u better watch out for those creepers trying to blow up ur new kidney. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience that u won’t find anywhere else!
ZombiePartsRUs
Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!