Organ Failure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Piggy Transplant Fun Server

kidney function, immune system, organ rejection, Medical research, Fun

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where pigs are genetically modified to give u kidneys? well, look no further cuz our server got u covered! imagine having a pig kidney in ur body, functioning like a champ and making u feel like a million bucks.

join us and experience the thrill of having a pig kidney that has undergone 69 gene edits to reduce rejection by ur body. u’ll be cutting creatine levels like nobody’s business and feeling healthier than ever before.

so come on, join our server and let those gene-edited pig kidneys work their magic on u. who needs dialysis when u can have a pig kidney doing all the heavy lifting for u? it’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it!

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HospMC_Hangouts

family dynamics, intestinal disorder, random kid, hospital stay, playing cards

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only organ failure you’ll experience is from laughing too hard!

Join us and meet Mila, the Minecraft mastermind with an intestinal disorder (not really, just in the game!). She’s been dominating the virtual world for weeks now and is always looking for new friends to join her on her adventures. And don’t worry, her mom won’t be there to question your presence – she’s too busy dealing with real life drama to bother with Minecraft!

So come on over and play some virtual cards/board games with Mila, run some virtual errands, and just have a virtual blast. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic? Plus, with no real predators in sight, you can game in peace without any drama. Join now and leave the real world behind – it’s a lot more fun in our Minecraft universe!

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ZombiePartsRUs

organ rejection, human body, organ transplants, transplant surgery, body parts

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

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Red, White & Blocks Minecraft Server

Hope, American values, blocks, American pride, optimism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save America! How, you ask? By building giant statues of bald eagles made entirely out of diamonds, of course! Join us and help defend the land of the free and the home of the brave from creepers and zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bigfoot, who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of candy!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs to save the princess when you can save America instead?

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CraftyCut Minecraft Server

CraftyCut, searching for Sid, where did Sid go, finding Sid, misplaced tools

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

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Mom’s House Hustle

bills, credit card debt, Grandchild, power of attorney, college

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama and financial woes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual riches!

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your mom’s broken hip and your sister’s power of attorney schemes. Build your own virtual house and leave it to your favorite grandchild (or keep it for yourself, we won’t judge). Who needs real estate drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server?

With our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world where the only debt you have to worry about is how many diamonds you owe your virtual villagers. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

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LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

Reflection, Minecraft, Exploration, self reliance, Survival

Are you tired of being the last person on Earth with no one to play Minecraft with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join a community of survivors who have all somehow managed to survive the apocalypse!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombies, build insane fortresses to protect yourself from radioactive creepers, and team up with other survivors to raid abandoned cities for precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker where you can trade with mysterious NPCs, uncover ancient artifacts, and even ride on the back of a mutant chicken (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate survivor in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional nuclear explosion).

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BlockyConspiracy

acceptance, denial, Misconception, controversial, taboo

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the secret underground society of dancing chickens! Yes, you heard it right – these chickens have some serious moves that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poultry. But that’s not all, we also have a hidden village of talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game! So if you’re ready to uncover the bizarre and hilarious secrets of our server, come join us and prepare to be amazed!

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MoonCaveDwellers

extraterrestrial shelter, astronaut safety, scientists, future trips, discovery

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD LITERALLY? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER HAS AN UNDERGROUND CAVE ON THE MOON! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN SPACE BASE AND PRETEND YOU’RE AN ASTRONAUT!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT ALIENS THAT DROP DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS THAT WEAR SPACE SUITS! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE MOON CHEESE? YEAH, IT’S REAL AND IT TASTES LIKE A MIX OF CHEDDAR AND GORGONZOLA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SPACE EXPLORER! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CRAZY MOON CAVE? LET’S BLAST OFF TO FUN! 🚀🌕✨

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OxyLossCraft: Save the Seas!

Save, environmental degradation, marine life, Oxygen loss, Bodies of water

join dis epic minecraft server where we got oxygen loss in da water as a feature! yea u heard dat right, u can watch as da fishies struggle to breathe while u build ur epic base underwater. it’s like a real life aquarium but wit a twist! swim with da suffocating fishies and experience da thrill of survival in a world where oxygen is a luxury. come join us and be part of dis crazy adventure where u gotta fight for every breath u take. who needs air when u got blocks to mine and creepers to battle, amirite? so join now and experience da ultimate challenge in minecraft history!

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