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OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Items Found:	4652
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Time Traveling Monkey Madness

alien sightings, Alternate Realities, conspiracy theories, cryptid sightings, dominant species, evolutionary changes, extraterrestrial encounters, Future, long tail tags, madness, Mammals, MONKEY, monkeys, mysterious creatures, paranormal activity, past, Screwed Up, speculative fiction, Time, time travel theories, time travellers, Traveling, unexplained phenomena, vertebrates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

QuantumLeakCraft

Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, energy leakage, General Relativity, gravitational collapse, new study, PHYSICS., quantum theory, quantum-mechanical effects, QuantumLeakCraft, scientific discovery, scientific research, Scientific theory, space exploration, theoretical analysis, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical study, ultra-intense light

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3962
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BLACK HOLES FORMIN’ FROM INTENSE LIGHT, YO! BUT WAIT, NEW STUDY SAYS DAT AIN’T TRUE BECAUSE QUANTUM MECHANICS BE LEAKIN’ ALL DA ENERGY! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA CRAZY SHIZ HAPPENIN’ IN DIS SERVER, IT’S OUTTA DIS WORLD! LITERALLY, WE GOT BLACK HOLES AND STUFF, IT’S WILD! #QUANTUMMINECRAFTFUN #ENERGYLEAKAGEPARTY

Zone Unknown SMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

[WIP] Non pay to win server network starting with an SMP, all in game items will be available to acquire through play time as well as completing quests, jobs and trading.

81.16.176.237:25589

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party loyalty, party membership, party registration, party registration process, political beliefs, political party, Politics, red state politics, registered republican, Republican candidate, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, voter registration, Voting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8917	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who registered as a republican! That’s right, you never know what kind of political drama you might stumble upon while exploring our virtual world. Join now for a chance to witness epic debates over building regulations and tax policies in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? Join us today for a truly unique gaming experience!

SeasonPassMinecraftSMP

dlc, downloadable content, game developers, game development, game publishers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., in-game purchases, microtransactions, multiplayer, online gaming, season pass, SeasonPassMinecraftSMP, Single player, video game

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by forming alliances with other players. But be careful, because there are secret traps and challenges around every corner.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a taste for chaos? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a season pass to the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WalletWars Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, boyfriend’s wallet, Communication, couple dynamics, disrespectful behavior., financial boundaries, laundry day, long term relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral faux pas, personal belongings, personal space, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, shared living, sharing, Trust, WalletWars

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6935
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing everything – except for wallets apparently! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this player’s boyfriend freaked out over touching his wallet.

On our server, you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even share a toothbrush or two (just kidding, please don’t do that). But be warned, some players might draw the line at sharing wallets, so be sure to ask permission before borrowing any in-game currency.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the drama of a laundry day gone wrong, all while battling creepers and zombies in a pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can avoid becoming the next victim of wallet-gate!

ColorfulCrafterz

colorful accents, colorful home decor, colorful homes, colorful palette, ColorfulCrafterz, community living, community standards, front lawn, Hoa, Home decor, house colors, house painting, LANDSCAPING, neighbor complaints, neighbor disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood gossip, neighborhood relationships, painted pavers, personal expression

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of boring, earth-toned Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Do you want a community where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires? Then join our server, where colorful houses and wild gardens are not only accepted but encouraged!

Just like the OP who dared to paint their house in fun peachy colors with ladybug pavers, you can unleash your inner artist and create a masterpiece in our Minecraft world. And if any grumpy neighbors like Paul try to rain on your parade, just tell them to “grow up and get the f*** over it” – because on our server, we embrace the bold and the beautiful!

So come join us and be a part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only rule is to have fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself cracking up like the OP’s niece at all the outrageous antics that go down in our colorful world. Don’t be a Paul, be a trendsetter – join our Minecraft server now!

Child2Adult Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Child2Adult, Childhood, Development, Evolution, growing up, hindsight, Improvement, learning, life experiences, Maturity, maturity benefits, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective change, rediscovery, reevaluation, Reflection, smp, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Remember those boring family gatherings where you had to sit quietly and behave like a little angel? Well, forget about that nonsense because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc like never before! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you wish you were a kid again (but with better gaming skills, of course). So why wait? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!