Oreshnik Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Votes:	6762
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Momo’s Oasis 1.21.1

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Like, imagine playing on a server where Momo is the main character. Momo is like, the cutest thing ever, dude.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate cuteness overload. Momo will make your heart melt, I swear.

Forget all those boring servers, this one is where the real fun is at. Momo is the way to go, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let Momo bring some adorableness into your Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBaeBetrayer

aita, BlockBaeBetrayer, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, delivery driver, dishonesty, ending things, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Job, lying.., relationship, Stability, success, Tech, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	2751	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being lied to by your significant other? Do you crave honesty and transparency in your relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where everyone tells the truth…or do they?

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of your fellow players, like that one guy who claimed he built a castle in a day (spoiler alert: he actually used creative mode). Will you trust your friends or will you uncover their deceitful ways? The choice is yours on our server where the truth is stranger than fiction.

So come join us and leave the lies behind. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

NuttyMinecraftSMP

(Audio), Choice, decision, discussion, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, nutting, NuttyMinecraftSMP, orgasm, Personal, Pleasure, poll, question.., quirky, reddit, satisfaction, sound effect, Unique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4640
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!

RespawnRiddle

Afterlife, afterworld, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, eternal rest, Eternity, existential questions, funeral rites, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnRiddle, Soul, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9934	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that when you die in our server, you actually respawn in a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. But be warned, the only way to escape this wacky afterlife is to complete a series of ridiculous challenges set by the evil llama king. Are you brave enough to take on the llama king and discover the truth behind what happens after we die? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

KiwiCraft City – Build, Explore, Laugh!

2010s, affordable housing, BUILD, city, Explore, high density housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing density, housing development, housing market, housing policy, housing supply, KiwiCraft, LAUGH, medium-density housing, metropolitan area, MUNICIPALITY, new zealand, rent reduction, residential land, upzoning, Urban planning, Wellington, zoning regulations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURNED 80% OF DA LAND INTO HOUSING FOR OUR PIXEL PEOPLE! RENTS ARE DOWN 21% Y’ALL! YOU CAN BUILD A CRAZY HIGH-RISE OR A FANCY MANSION, WHATEVER FLOATS YO BOAT! WE GOT PIXEL REAL ESTATE FOR DAYS, COME BE A PIXEL LANDLORD AND MAKE DAT VIRTUAL CASH FLOW! LET’S TURN DIS SERVER INTO A PIXEL CITY OF DREAMS! #HOUSINGCRISISWHO? #MINECRAFTREALTY

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	111
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, listen up you pixelated peasants! If you ain’t joining this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!

Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?

DadCraft: Unemployed Edition

anxiety, boomer, DadCraft, Edition, emotions, ghosting, INDEPENDENCE, International, interview, job agency, job market, Job Search, legal restrictions, lower level jobs, out of touch, overwhelmed, rejection, remote jobs, Résumé, server jobs, toxic work environment, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	857514	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of toxic work environments and ghosting recruiters? Do you want to escape the clutches of out-of-touch boomers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a chance to escape the job market woes and dive into a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a creeper exploding in your face. Build your dream job in our virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky block limitations).

Forget about resumes and interviews, on our server, your skills are measured by how quickly you can mine diamonds and build epic structures. And don’t worry about pesky legal restrictions, because in our world, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

So leave the job market stress behind and join our server today! Who needs a six-figure job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

ReelGoodRemake – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the Avengers of servers, but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine if Thanos was a giant Enderman trying to steal all the diamonds, and we have to team up to stop him! And there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions, but shh, don’t tell anyone!

Plus, there’s this rumor that Herobrine is lurking around the server, and if you find him, he’ll give you a secret quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple! And if you complete it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s build, mine, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible! See you there, fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMPGoals #BlockPartyTime

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

bad relationship, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, codependency, comfort zone, communication problems, denial, Emotional Abuse, emotional attachment, fear of being alone, fear of change, Insecurity, lack of self-worth, love addiction, Manipulation, relationship issues, seeking validation, self-sabotage, staying in a relationship, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	1406	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring relationship with other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity!

Join us and experience a love story like no other, where you’ll be showered with diamonds and emeralds instead of drama and tears. Our server is like a hot date that never disappoints, always keeping you entertained with epic quests and thrilling adventures.

Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a Minecraft server that will treat you like the royalty you are. So why settle for less when you can have it all? Join us now and let the love (and loot) flow!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

atrocities, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire announcement, ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Defeat, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, Hamas spokesperson, Islamic, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Oct 7, Palestinian, political violence, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server where we make israel cry like a lil baby with our epic battles and crazy builds! we got more explosions than hamas leader touting a ceasefire! join now to be part of the chaos and destruction, just like the oct. 7 atrocities! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!