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TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	691620	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	6375
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8555	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6874
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3607
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	15

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	3183
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	149

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	343407	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	3813
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!