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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7169 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2698 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where compression fittings are gender-fluid and anything goes! why join? well, let me tell you a story about a player who found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. true story bro.
also, did i mention that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a real-life cheat code but in minecraft.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes. i wished for a giant cookie, a pet dragon, and a disco ball that follows me everywhere i go. best wishes ever.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await you!
