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UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7545
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4033	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	129
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	7692	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	297
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	689	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!