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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 252 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.
the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!
