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Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

boundary violation, confronting a family member, confronting abuse, dad’s medication, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, flushed down the toilet, harmful behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, medication disposal, Minecraft, personal safety, prescription drugs, preventing abuse, protecting oneself, Safety Measures, Server, setting boundaries, sexual abuse, TOILET, uncomfortable situation, viagra, ViagraFree

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

8 pin CPU connector, compatibility issue, computer assembly, computer building, computer components, Computer Hardware, computer maintenance, computer repair, Connector, CPU, CPU connection, CPU power, CPU power supply, hardware compatibility, hardware installation, Minecraft, Motherboard, Pin, power cable, power connector, power supply, single, smp, system performance, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9647	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

BandDadBeGone

alternative genres, Apologize.., Argument, Band, BandDadBeGone, bass playing, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Father, Lyrics, midwest emo, Music, punk, punk rocker, Son, stand your ground, tolerate

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	4236
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

72, Birthday, birthday cards, birthday celebration, birthday greetings, birthday milestone, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, Cards, celebration, leader, lonely, long tail, political figure, president, PutinCraft, russia, tags, trickle, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Pi Plays Pokémon

constants, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming strategy, mathematical challenges, mathematical concepts, mathematical constant, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Numbers, PLAYS, pokemon, Pokemon battles, pokemon game, Pokemon nostalgia, Pokemon strategy, strategy, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	4321
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	1999	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

atmosphere, Challenges, Community, Creative, design, Discord, duck, Events, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoVanilla, Planning, Quackening, respectful, Server, smp, Staff, Tales, Vanilla, welcome boxes, Whitelisting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

digital community, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, funny, guys, herep, humor, internet, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online communication, Online Community, online interaction, pHey, rddt, reddit, remddemt, smp, social media, social-networking, Technology, viral content, web culture

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9096
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4009
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!