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Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	601

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4176	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ores Mined:	748	Star Shards Collected:	252
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crops Grown:	5873	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	8566	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	4736
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6590
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!