Ordering Minecraft Servers

Ordering

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InLawCraft: Foodie Edition

    InLawCraft: Foodie Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your hunger needs? Look no further! Our server is all about satisfying your cravings for adventure and fun. Just like this player’s partner, we may not always understand your hunger for excitement, but we will always provide you with the best virtual meals to keep you satisfied.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while munching on virtual burgers. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of a hearty meal, even if it’s just in pixel form. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting something more than just a piece of parmigiano or pineapple.

    So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Who knows, you might even find a virtual feast waiting for you at the end of a long mining session. Just remember, on our server, hunger is always the key to a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoTipNoSitMC

    NoTipNoSitMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not only unnecessary, but it’s also forbidden! That’s right, we believe in keeping things simple and fair for all players. No need to worry about tipping your fellow gamers for doing their job of playing the game – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world we’ve created for you.

    Just like in real life, the tipping culture in Minecraft has gotten out of hand. We’ve heard stories of players tipping each other with virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted items. But not here! We believe in a tip-free environment where everyone can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the pressure of tipping.

    Join our server today and experience the freedom of not having to tip for every little thing. Whether you’re mining for resources, battling mobs, or building epic structures, you can do it all without the expectation of tipping. So come on in and join the fun – no tips required!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

    Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

    So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle

    PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP