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ModMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2455
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the mods on this server. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want belly rubs. And don’t even get me started on the immersion mods – we’ve got one that makes it so every time you mine a block, a choir of angels sings in the background. It’s truly a religious experience. So come join us on this server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just saying.

PlayStationLogoutLUL

Account.., aita, banned, Controllers, cousins, dad, EA FC 24, family, games, History, logged out, mom, Permission, PlayStation, PlayStationLogoutLUL, Property, right, strike, vacation, wrong

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1630	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of people invading your gaming territory without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky cousins will ever log into your account and mess things up! We have a strict no unauthorized gaming policy, so you can build your virtual empire in peace without worrying about unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where your PlayStation 5 is safe from meddling relatives and you can play to your heart’s content without interruptions. Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for gamers who value their privacy and personal space. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without the drama of family members trying to steal your spotlight.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the bad guy for protecting your gaming rights. At our Minecraft server, we understand the importance of boundaries and respect for personal property. So come on over and let your inner gamer shine without any interference from unwanted players. It’s time to take back control of your gaming experience and show those pesky cousins who’s boss!

MuskCraft Server: $198B Elon Sale

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have Elon Musk trapped in a virtual world worth $198 billion!

That’s right, you heard correctly. Elon Musk is now a valuable asset in our Minecraft server and it’s up to you to figure out how to sell him. Will you trade him for diamonds? Will you ransom him off to the highest bidder? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious NPCs, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to sell Elon Musk for the big bucks. Just watch out for those llama overlords, they can be a little feisty.

CraftyCreedz

agnosticism, atheism, BELIEF, CraftyCreedz, cultural influence, FAITH, non religious, personal choice, questioning beliefs, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious community, religious freedom, religious identity, religious practices, religious upbringing, secular, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, upbringing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	8722
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Join our server and become part of the Cult of the Creeper! Our religion worships the almighty Creeper god, who bestows explosive blessings upon all who follow him.

Not convinced? Well, let me tell you a story about our high priestess, Lady Booma-Boom. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of skeletons with nothing but a stack of TNT and a dream. Join our server and you too could become a legendary warrior in the name of the Creeper god!

So why are you not part of this religion yet? Join our server today and experience the explosive fun for yourself!

OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine

Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Military, nato, Orbán, OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA PLAN TO EXPAND OUR SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE AFTER LIFTING ORBAN’S VETO. YO, WE GONNA BE LIKE THE NATO OF MINECRAFT, FIGHTING FOR PEACE AND BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES TOGETHER. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A MAGICAL UNICORN AS A PET IN THE GAME. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER! 🦄🚀🔥

MeatLab & RobotButler

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, bugging out, Elite, escape plan, ethical consumption, Future, futuristic living, innovation, lab grown meat, luxury, MeatLab, RobotButler, robotics, Science, societal collapse, Survival, wealth gap, Wealthy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8986

Yo, bros and broettes! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Imagine this: once we have perfected lab grown meat and gotten robotics advanced enough to robotic servants, the wealthy will have no reason to stick around, right? So, they’ll all be buggin’ out and guess where they’ll be heading? That’s right, our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and you can live like a king, surrounded by lab grown meat and robotic servants galore! Build your own palace, ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the life of luxury in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOO!

EczemaCraft ADHD Memory Boosters

academic performance, adhd, Boosters, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, comorbidity, correlation, data analysis, Dermatology, Eczema, EczemaCraft, Healthcare, learning difficulties, Medical research, Memory, memory difficulties, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatrics, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS! BUT WAIT, THIS CREEPER IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PET THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM ENEMIES!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JOINING OUR SERVER CAN IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT KIDS WITH ADHD AND ECZEMA WHO PLAY ON OUR SERVER ARE 2-3 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO REMEMBER WHERE THEY HID THEIR TREASURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MEMORABLE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Epic Battles Fought:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, equality, Government, Ideology, left wing, liberal, liberal democracy., Minecraft, political ideology, political philosophy, political theory, Politics, progressive, Progressivism, Radical, Redstone, REFORM, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	4633
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9225	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in a capitalist society? Join our Minecraft server where we redistribute all the wealth equally among players! No more hoarding resources like a greedy capitalist pig, everyone gets their fair share! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to plan the overthrow of the oppressive Ender Dragon government. Join us and fight for a more progressive Minecraft world!

InvisiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest invisible fantasies! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you want to spy on the Ender Dragon and see what it does when no one is watching. The possibilities are endless when you’re invisible on our server!

Join us for the chance to prank your friends like never before, pull off epic heists without anyone suspecting a thing, and become the ultimate stealth master in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets that only the invisible can see. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the invisible legend you were always meant to be!