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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8278 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.
