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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.
we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?
