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MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Star Shards Collected:	123
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Pepe’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1294	Potions Brewed:	68
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	7039
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Towns Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you log in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of evil chickens. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus King, a giant cactus with a taste for human flesh. Will you be brave enough to take on this prickly foe and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Hurry the fuck up and join our server before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1201	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Items Found:	7595

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Perfect Moments

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Celestium SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

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Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Votes:	3328
Void Armor Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	52	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr2.bear-land.net

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	698387

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!