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CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

cartel trials, CartelCraft, Corruption, Courts, criminal justice, criminal proceedings, criminal trials, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Judges, judicial reform, judicial system, Judiciary, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Masked, masked judges, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, SECURITY, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	695898	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1650

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

adorable animals, best girl, canine friends, chapter, cute dogs, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, doggy love, Dogs, Features, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet owners, PuppyCraft, red, red fur, Server, Today

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	81914	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!

/MCStreetFighterSMP – Minecraft SMP Street Fighter Squad

3s, a2, a3, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, MCStreetFighterSMP, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, squad, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

We’ve got Terry Teaser and M. Bison running around causing chaos, with gameplay trailers that will have you on the edge of your seat. Year 2 character reveals that will blow your mind and a balance patch that will shake up the entire server.

But that’s not all! Check out our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website for all the latest updates and high-level replays that will leave you in awe. And don’t forget to brush up on your Street Fighter 6 frame data and fighting game glossary – because you’re going to need it to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Last round: 492058641 – don’t miss out on the fun!

Sisterless PartyCraft Server

#partycraft, age difference, alcohol, Boundaries, college experience, college orientation, college parties, Drugs, family dynamics, growing up, high school, Maturity, overprotective, partying, peer pressure, Server, sexual behavior, sibling relationships, Sisterless, social circles, underage, younger sister

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1357
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your little sister along for the ride? Look no further! Our server is perfect for siblings who want to game together in a safe and friendly environment.

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!

CraftyCouplesDispute

accusations, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyCouplesDispute, disagreement, Disrespect, feelings, Friends, gym, ignoring, phone calls, Plans, public transport, relationship, solution, standing up, three way call, trigger, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mines Excavated:	1201	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the thrills and spills of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!

EvilHeroMC SMP

complex character, controversial, dark past, dark side, deceptive, Evil, EvilHeroMC, Good vs. Evil, Hero, hidden truths, historical figure, Historical revisionism, History, Infamous, misunderstood, morally ambiguous, notorious, smp, twisted legacy, Villain

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6890	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	979
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchantments Applied:	148	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!