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NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1685	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	8516	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	673
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	2622	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6903
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!