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Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4960	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	4394	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

baby, Birth Rates, Boomers, children, Conspiracy, control, demographics, Ethics, experimentation, fertility, Future, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, mobs, morality, Players, population control, procreate, Propaganda, Public, Reproduction, Server, social engineering, society, Spawn, underage

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	296
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	2620
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

#youtube, appreciation, Awesome, Cool, discussion, EN streamers, Epic, EweTube, Friends, friendshaped, JP streamers, Lisa, Meru, Minecraft, mostly JP, Server, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptastic, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, twitch, Ultimate, Vtuber

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2125	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	60799
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	796	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

acceptance, Affliction, AMBITION, Bender, Boredom, BRAINWASHING, Builders, Crafty, debauchery, desire, Fabulous, female contact, gender, insane thought practices, Insecurity, internet pornography, Men, Obsession, opposite sex, Pleasure, pornography, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sexual gratification, Transgender, trendy, Turn, Vagina

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!