We understand the struggle of splitting up belongings, but imagine having to split up virtual dogs in Minecraft! Our server is a drama-free zone where exes are blocked and new partners are respected.
Don’t worry about lawsuits over virtual pets, we have a strict no ex-girlfriend policy in place. Your new partner will thank you for joining a server where past relationships stay in the past.
So come join us and build your virtual world without the added stress of exes trying to visit your virtual pets. It’s time to move on and game on!
Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!
we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!
| New Map Release Date | 7/13 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hermitcraft-like |
| Average Player Age | Early to mid-20’s |
| Server Features | Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events |
| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla |
A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.
A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.
A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.
A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.
Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!
We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.