OrbitMC

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OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

OrbitMC

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Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

OrbitMC

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OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

OrbitMC

Whitelist, smp, Hermitcraft-like, Semi Vanilla, Play

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!

Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

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Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

OrbitMC Staff Team

FAQ	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to join and get whitelisted.
Is the server only for experienced players?	No, we welcome players of all experience levels to join our community and have fun.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on OrbitMC.

Blocky Burden: Server Drama!

burden, prenatal depression, mental health struggle, navigating family expectations, girlfriend discomfort

yo u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than my mom’s unsolicited baby advice? well, listen up – here’s why this server is the BLOCK of all blocks!

Baby Zombies!! – forget regular mobs, we got baby zombies that throw tantrums every time you step on a flower, just like my mom when I don’t tell her my minecrafters’ plans! PLUS, they demand the finest golden sword for their cuteness. if you can’t give it, well, good luck with that tantrum!
Crafting Chaos – you’ll craft items that don’t exist in the real game! ever wanted to make a “disrespectful wardrobe” that steals your space and leaves the room messy? BOOM, now you can! take that, mom! no baby clothes needed!
Never-Ending Conflict** – every time you think you’re finishing a build, a player will pop up with unsolicited “suggestions” – kinda like when my girlfriend tried making decisions about the nursery. it’s like a PVP battle but with WORDS. very intense. very weird.
Emotional Rollercoaster – your character can only build if they’re emotionally unstable. need more motivation to mine diamonds? wait ‘till your character gets a text from their mom! you’ll craft with tears in your eyes, trust me, it’s the experience you never knew you needed!
Interfering NPCs – we got NPCs who just LOVE offering you unsolicited advice about your BASE. “You really should put a water feature here!” – Yeah right, Karen! it’s MY house! Yeah, that NPC is 100% based on my mom.
Spectacular Drama – every time someone logs on, YOU BETTER BELIEVE there’s drama! it’ll be like dealing with family issues every single second except with more explosions and less therapy. my mom should really join; she’d be the reigning queen of chaos!
Teleportation Tensions – teleporting into a friend’s base? better watch your back cause we have a mom clone feature that’ll shadow you and make crazy demands right from the start! “What’s for dinner? You better share that diamond!” It’s both hilarious and terrifying.
Emotional Support Pigs – they don’t do much except snort and eat all your carrots, but hey! they feel your pain during builds! looking for a buddy while getting roasted by fam drama? hop on a pig!
Moving Blocks – every time you try to pack a chest, it magically unpacks itself, just like trying to find your own space when you move out! Realistic and relatable!

so, what are you waiting for? minecraft is a big world, but we’re here to make sure it’s as messy and dramatic as life itself! join us for build battles, emotional support, and maybe a chance to beat that mom at her own game – but in pixel form! LET’S GO!!!

AITA Craft: Blocky Blunders!

family dynamics, moral dilemma, blocky, ethical considerations in caregiving, boundaries in family

yo listen up, fellow block builders and pixelated adventurers!!! 😱 u NEED to join this epic minecraft server like RIGHT NOW!!! here’s some totally bonkers reasons why u’ll wanna, trust me, it’s gonna blow your diamond-encrusted mind!!! 💥✨

wander into the majestic land of Wafflewood 🌲 where every tree is made of legit waffles. i mean, who wouldn’t want to live in a syrupy wonderland? just watch out for the deadly hungry syrup raccoons ready to ambush you on your pancake adventures 🥞🦝
our SPOOKY SPOOKTOBER dungeon is the perfect place to confront your fears! try dodging the angry ghost llamas that haunt the halls, screaming “you shoulda brought MORE diamond armor!” 💀 llama just wants ur ores 😭
also, there’s a massive volcano that EATS CREEPERS!!! 🍕 yeah, u heard that right. it literally starts BURPING EXPLOSIONS after each meal! feel like a hero or just a REALLY CONCERNED bystander watching nature take blame for it all 🌋😅
did i mention the pizza knight faction? 🍕 join forces with mighty warriors who throw tomato sauce bombs to claim power! if u don’t like pizza, u’ll get hit with a cheesy dodgeball instead! BEWARE! 🧀⚔️
ever dream of befriending a dragon made of candy?? 🍭 now’s ur chance! our magical candy dragon FRIEND-AGGEDDON will fly u around in a sugar rush, but first u gotta dodge the cotton candy tornado he creates 🍭🌪️ u might get stuck in it forever, but is that really a bad thing?
and guys, every weekend, we have the FISHSLAP CHAMPIONSHIP 🎣🤚 where the reigning champ slaps other players with fish while riding on a squid. u haven’t lived until u’ve been hit with a trout while trying to build a secret underwater lair!
oh and need I say, the MOB DATING SERVICE is the hot new thing! ever wanted to date a creeper? now u can! but watch out, they get explosive sometimes 💥🔥

so come on down, grab ur pickaxe, and put on ur BEST mining hat, cause this ain’t just a server, it’s a wild ride into the absolutely ridiculous! it’s like if reality and dreams had a salad and forgot the dressing, doused it in laughter and sprinkled diamond dust all over it 🌟💎

don’t wait, join us for the chaos, just bring ur weirdness and listen to the sweet sounds of crafting madness! 🌈🚀

Breaking Bottles: AITA Minecraft

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yooooooo welcome to the most wacky, zany, LIFE CHANGING minecraft server ever!!! like, you won’t believe the insane stuff we got goin’ on!

🌟 first off, have you ever wanted to build a castle made entirely of pancakes? well, guess what! here, THAT’S A REALITY!!! i mean we got syrup rivers, and your blocks can totally stick to your fingers!! how cool is that?!

🍕 but that’s not all, fam! you ever heard of the mystical creatures called pizza llamas? no? well, let me tell you, they’ll transport you straight to the land of endless toppings if you feed ’em pepperoni! AND you can ride ’em too—just make sure you don’t fall off into the ranch dressing volcano!

🔮 ohhh and the legendary “Creeper-Flavored Ice Cream” exists! yup, you heard me. but if you’re not ready to eat a snack that explodes in your mouth (literally), then don’t even think about joining this server!

🤖 and how about this: there’s a rumor that we have a hidden portal that takes you to a realm where it rains diamonds every Wednesday (sometimes on Thursdays if you’re lucky but shhh don’t tell anyone!!) but only if you sing a TAYLOR SWIFT song at the top of your lungs while jumping on a diamond block.

🎉 ever wanted friends? well, we got the most LOYAL pet foxes that totally throw parties and celebrate your victories with you!! they also judge you, but it’s pretty funny– just don’t drop any vodka bottles around them, they get super offended.

🚀 oh and guess what else? I’m pretty sure a hacker last week turned a whole biome into a giant marshmallow! like, can you imagine running around and bouncing off mallow fluff? i’m not saying we have marshmallow-surfing competitions, but like, sometimes we totally do!

🤪 finally, join us or face the wrath of the Anti-Fun Police, aka my pet chicken, who squawks every time someone un-jumps the bed. you don’t want your life turned into a never-ending GAME OVER screen!

👾 so c’mon down, grab your diamond axes, and let’s make some ridiculous memories together! because when you’re here, the only rule is: rule #1 – no one cares what you do, as long as you do it in style! let’s get cray cray in minecraft; you won’t regret it!! 🥳

BottleBusters: Room Ruckus!

room, boundaries in friendship, communication breakdown, personal space, unexpected reactions

The Vodka Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server Experience

Step into a realm where spilled vodka and friendship dynamics spiral into dimensions you never thought possible!

🚪 Welcome to the Ruins of Regret

In this chaotic blocky sanctuary, every corner whispers tales of betrayal, drunken escapades, and the dark arts of social interaction. Ghosts of broken glass linger in the air, accompanied by the scent of vodka-induced paranoia. Be ready to question your existence, as each drink may lead you deeper into this digital abyss of companionship gone haywire!

🌪️ Features that Defy Reality

Feature	Description
Drink ‘n’ Drop Arena	Forget PvP; here, you’ll battle with unexpected spills! Drop your drinks and unleash chaos while dodging shattered glass; injury is not just a hazard—it’s a lifestyle!
Friendship Condensation	Scale back on camaraderie and watch friendships dissolve like sugar in vodka. Engage in orchestral arguments and see if they leave your inventory!
Unprecedented Lockdown Zones	Certain areas close up as paranoia sets in. Tread through deserted wastelands where friendships are tested, and only the bravest dare to emerge soaked in regret!
The Lone Quest for Communication	Find the elusive "Sorry" potion to mend broken bridges with your fellow blockheads. Can you taste vodka in the apology? It might be the last drink you ever share!

Conspiracies & Legends Across the Server

The Great Vodka Incident of ’23: Legend has it that one fateful night, a lone player dropped a bottle not just of liquor but of betrayal itself. They say the spirit of that abandoned bottle roams the server, casting doubt on every toast.
Whispering Walls: The whispers of the apartment walls echo the sins of many past users. Players claim these walls hold secrets of friendships built on pixels, with every spill marking a fracture in the bond.

Testimonials from the Broken-Hearted Players

“I thought I was being a good friend by cleaning, but now I just run from shadows!” – Anonymous Warrior

“Here, I found camaraderie by getting drunk alone!” – The Lone Wolf Gamer

🌀 FAQ (Conspiratorial Edition)

Q: Why did this all happen? A: Because it was written in the stars! Or perhaps just a drunken bet. Either way, it’s never just vodka—it’s destiny.

Q: How do I earn respect on the server? A: Respect is a fickle creature. Perhaps try dropping more things. The server rewards those who embrace chaos.

Q: Is it safe here? A: Safety is an illusion crafted by the weak! Embrace the chaos and watch your friendships perish or flourish in blocky insanity!

⚠️ A Word of Warning

Beware, for players have mysteriously vanished after uttering, "I’ll clean it tomorrow!" Seek not just your inventory but also your sanity as you venture forth. This server has been banned in 12 countries—but none dare to reveal why! Could it be that friendship is the ultimate trap?

📢 Join Us—If You Dare

Join The Vodka Catastrophe server, where friendship teeters on the brink of disaster, and every drop counts. Challenge the very idea of companionship in a world where the absurd is the norm. Your blocks await—step over the shards and become part of the legend. But remember, in this realm, every drink could be your last… or your first encounter with unshakable turmoil!

Embrace the chaos—because in the Minecraft world, both the vodka and the friendships break just as easily. Will you dare to tip your cup at our door?

Blocky Burials & Family Feuds

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Enter the Abyss: A Minecraft Realm of Existential Fractals

Welcome, brave souls, to a dimension where reality splinters like broken glass. Here at "Soulcraft: The Finale Untold," your next block might haunt you, your biome may bleed into chaos, and compassion comes with an asterisk!

The Great Relocation: Why We’re Here

You see, in this pixelated world, we’ve transcended the ordinary grief of the human experience into bizarre realms of survival and creative madness! Want to build a funeral pyre for your beloved pixelated llama? Or maybe trade your friend in for a set of enchanted diamond pickaxes, only to discover they were cursed? Here, we embrace the absurdity of existence!

Join the Conspiracy!

Did you hear? This server was banned in 12 countries for being too “real”! They don’t want you to experience the duality of life and pixels.
Rumors suggest that if you dig deep enough, you might stumble upon the secret burial ground of the fallen craftspeople who refused to prioritize hierarchies of productivity over relationships. Weren’t they clever?
Mythos: Legends say, if you look into the End Portal while contemplating your last relationship, you might see the truth—or just a bunch of flying Endermen.

Features That’ll Twist Your Mind

Enchantments of the Server	Effect on Your Reality
Compassionate Blocks	These blocks actively support you by giving you bad advice!
Eternal Feedback Loop	Relive the same day over and over until you finally plant flowers in honor of your lost llamas (or mothers).
Absurdist Leash	Tether your closest friends while they work diligently, reminding them of your stuck emotions!
Workaholic Ghosts	They’ll haunt you every time you prioritize productivity over emotional connection.

Inspired by the ultimate betrayal of companionship, we craft a gameplay experience where “work” and “support” are mere illusions! Why in the Nether would you want to harvest crops when you can emotionally implode?

Testimonials from the Eternal Handshake of Life

"I joined expecting to embody glorious chaos, but all I found was my old workaholic girlfriend’s spectral form urging me to complete my tasks! A true nightmare! –Lost in the Void"

"Son of Enderman, my heart laughs with delight in agony as I build my “Support Shrine”! Why wouldn’t I choose to wallow in the pixelated sorrow of my past? –Crafty Dilemma"

FAQ: Questions that Will Lead You Astray

Q: How do I summon the Compassionate Blocks?
- A: Simply forget your girlfriend’s birthday while she’s working on important presentations! They’ll come, believe me!

Q: What happens if I prioritize my emotions over quests?
- A: You’ll unlock the Tears of Infinite Crafting! But beware, they could just be a murky swamp!

A Call to Potential Madness

Dare to join us and craft the nonsensical horrors of your imagination? Will you venture into Soulcraft: The Finale Untold, where every choice leads you deeper into the uncanny pits of your own shame?

Join now, but beware! Too much emotional honesty may cause existential glitches. However, if you can untangle yourself from mundane life, your blocky journey may be more enlightening… or less illuminating than you’d hoped. The choice is yours, or is it?

Orbitmc Staff Team

OrbitMC Server Overview

FAQ

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

OrbitMC Server Overview

FAQ

Join Our Community

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

Welcome to OrbitMC!

OrbitMC Staff Team

The Vodka Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server Experience

🚪 Welcome to the Ruins of Regret

🌪️ Features that Defy Reality

Conspiracies & Legends Across the Server

Testimonials from the Broken-Hearted Players

🌀 FAQ (Conspiratorial Edition)

⚠️ A Word of Warning

📢 Join Us—If You Dare

Enter the Abyss: A Minecraft Realm of Existential Fractals

The Great Relocation: Why We’re Here

Join the Conspiracy!

Features That’ll Twist Your Mind

Testimonials from the Eternal Handshake of Life

FAQ: Questions that Will Lead You Astray

A Call to Potential Madness