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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
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