🎁 Just like the OP’s niece, we’ve got surprises in store for you! From remote control cars to barbie dolls to space encyclopedias, our server is full of unexpected gifts that will keep you on your toes! Who knows what you’ll unwrap next? 🎁
😂 And don’t worry, if you’re feeling a little ungrateful like the niece in the story, our admins are here to remind you to appreciate the little things. Who knows, that $300 space encyclopedia might just come in handy during your next intergalactic quest! 🌌
👾 So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just discover a new interest that’s out of this world! See you in the stars, Minecrafters! 👾
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!
our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
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| World Map | View world map |
| Discord | Join Discord server |
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AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.
At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.
Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.
Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.
You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.
While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.
No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.
Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?