Oral Care MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toothless Baby Toy Consultant

consultant, Expertise, oral care, Career Change, baby industry

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have a server for u! it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but instead of rainbows, it’s blocks and instead of unicorns, it’s creepers. but don’t worry, they’re friendly creepers. they just want hugs.

join our server and u can build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. and guess what? there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards it.

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u might just find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, i swear.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! oh, and if u have no/few teeth, don’t worry. we might just have a job for u consulting on teething toys for babies. it’s a win-win situation, really.

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FlossyCraft – Never Forget Dental Floss

dental care, dental reminders, dental supplies, dental floss, oral habits

join our minecraft server and experience a world where dental floss is the currency! forget diamonds, we trade in minty fresh teeth cleaning tools.

imagine a land where the only way to level up is by flossing your way through dungeons filled with plaque monsters and cavities.

our server is home to the legendary floss master, who once defeated a dragon by using a giant toothbrush as a weapon.

if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers, come join us and embark on a dental adventure like no other. remember, only the flossiest survive in this world!

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TongueBrusherCraft

oral health, tongue scraper, daily routine, dental care, dental hygiene

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

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ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

toothbrush problems, long wait for toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, malfunctioning toothbrush, toothbrush maintenance

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

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AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, Toothpaste, dental routine, oral hygiene habits, dental addiction

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MintyCraft Microbiome Madness

Listerine Cool Mint, PReGo trial, microbiota, antimicrobial, oral microbiome

lol so like, u ever wonder what happens to ur mouth germs when u swish that minty fresh Listerine around? well, our minecraft server has all the answers! join us for a wild ride through the oropharyngeal microbiome, where u can battle evil bacteria and save the world, one swish at a time! plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the final boss, u unlock the secret to eternal fresh breath. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and get ready to swish ur way to victory!

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ToothTasticCraft

Perception, Aesthetics, ToothTasticCraft, Appearance, smile makeover

so, like, this server is, like, the best place to show off your teeth in minecraft, ya know? like, we have this crazy feature where your character’s teeth actually affect how attractive they are in the game. like, if you have, like, really shiny teeth, other players will be, like, totally drawn to you. it’s, like, the ultimate way to flex in minecraft, bro.

and, like, not only that, but we also have this wild quest where you have to collect rare teeth from, like, mythical creatures in order to unlock special powers. imagine having, like, dragon teeth that give you the ability to breathe fire or unicorn teeth that make you run super fast. it’s, like, a dental adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

so, like, if you wanna show off your pearly whites and embark on a toothy quest, then, like, join our server now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server

Minecraft, toxic toothpaste, health, titanium dioxide, Toothpaste

Join our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world!

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RetainerCraft

orthodontist, orthodontic appliances, dental hygiene, oral care, dental neglect

Are you tired of having straight teeth? Do you miss the feeling of braces cutting up the inside of your mouth? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the joy of having your orthodontic work undone because you forgot to wear your retainer! Who needs a perfect smile anyway when you can have wonky teeth in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of fellow dental delinquents who will support you every step of the way. So come on, join us and say goodbye to straight teeth forever!

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DadCraft: AloneTimeOrElse

acrimonious relationship, short story, mask, DadCraft, Pension

Welcome to our Minecraft server where shaking your hands is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace all forms of self-expression, even if it involves flapping your hands like a majestic bird. Our community is full of talented individuals like a harp-playing, award-nominated writer who knows way too much about Ancient Egypt.

Join us and escape the acrimonious relationships of the real world, where dads think Taylor Swift needs to have kids to be successful. On our server, you can be yourself without judgment, whether you’re a mega Swiftie or not. And if anyone tells you to stop shaking your hands because it’s a “turnoff,” just shake them even harder!

So come on in, build your dream world, and find a partner who embraces your uniqueness. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s a turnoff is not being true to yourself. See you in the game, flapping your way to victory!

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