Oral Cancer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFriendzMC

Invalidation, misunderstanding, salivary gland, surgery, Communication

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

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Mouth Microbe Mayhem

oral diseases, bacterial infections, dental health, microbiota, bacterial species

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

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MouthwashCraft: Cancer-Free Zone

Cancer prevention, CancerFree, head and neck cancer, early detection, cancer recurrence

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re instantly transported to a magical land where mouthwash can predict head and neck cancer. like, what even is that?! but wait, there’s more! you can build giant mouthwash bottles as your base and battle other players with mouthwash cannons. it’s like a minty fresh apocalypse up in here. plus, rumor has it, if you find the secret mouthwash temple, you’ll gain special powers to predict the future. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server?! it’s a total game-changer, man. come join the wackiness now!

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SisRoastCraft

DIOR, eyebrow gel, ungrateful, jabs, underwhelming reaction

Are you tired of ungrateful siblings who can’t appreciate your luxury gifts? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept players who know the true value of a Chanel and Dior makeup set! We understand the importance of feeling “seen” and we promise to never replace your gifts with something less expensive. Our community is all about appreciating the effort and love that goes into every gift, no matter the price tag. So if you’re ready to ditch the ungrateful attitude and embrace true luxury, join us now! (Disclaimer: We do not actually provide makeup products in-game, but we do offer virtual hugs and appreciation for your generosity)

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WoodsyWondersMC SMP

WoodsyWondersMC, supernatural sightings Haunting, unexplained phenomena Wilderness, eerie woods Enigma, unexpected experiences Mythical

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wandered into the woods in Minecraft and stumbled upon some crazy shiz? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP server where the woods are lit AF!

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly you see a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles! And guess what? They start talking to you in a British accent, offering you diamonds in exchange for some bacon. Like, what even is happening?!

But wait, it gets even crazier. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers! They were all dancing to dubstep music and wearing glowsticks. I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride in the woods of Minecraft, join our server now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes! Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

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MineCraftChillax

aromatherapy, nature walk, Deep Breathing, Alone Time, hot bath

Join our Minecraft server and unwind by building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot! Need a break from the real world? Come chill with our friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie chickens with a sword made of rainbow sparkles. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels

south america, Government, Disputed, PROTESTS, Maduro

so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.

also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.

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Sponge Kids Server

Kids, aye aye captain, next generation, generation, Sponge

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know dat da kids who say “aye aye captain” in da SpongeBob theme song probs have their own kids now. But forget about dat, cuz on dis server, we got a whole crew of SpongeBob fans who build pineapple houses and jellyfish fields like pros.

Join us for crazy adventures under da sea, where you can ride on giant jellyfish and battle evil sea creatures with your trusty spatula sword. We even have a secret Krabby Patty recipe that gives you super powers in da game!

So come on down to our server and let’s get silly like SpongeBob and his pals. Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? YOU DO, if you join us now! Let’s goooooo!

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Glacier Flow Lab – Ice Equation Rewrite

scientific research, researchers, glacier movement, geology, laboratory experiments

so like, imagine a world where glaciers are made of water and they move like slushies on a hot day. that’s basically what you’ll find on our server! we’ve got scientists using their lab data to rewrite equations and make our icy world even more wacky. join us if you want to slide around on watery glacier ice and maybe even discover a secret underground slushie cave. it’s like a brain freeze, but in Minecraft form. come chill with us and see where the flow takes you!

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The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition

Quests, Support, Player-Centric, Bounties, Mods
CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

Overview

🌌 Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

⚔️ Epic War and Conflict

Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

💰 Master the Economy

Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

🏅 Bounties, Quests, and Exploration

For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

🏛️ A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System

Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

🏰 Forming Nations and Earning Perks

Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

📚 Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support

Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

💥 Player-Centric Experience

With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

🛠️ Modded Experience for a Richer World

Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include:
Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History!

Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx
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Oral Cancer

CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7