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BudgetBallers Minecraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of swimming in pools of diamonds and building castles made of gold blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the luxurious life you’ve always wanted, without actually being rich in real life. Our server is filled with endless riches and treasures waiting for you to claim them.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-wearing pigs who throw the most extravagant parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even get an invite to their exclusive gatherings.

So why settle for being a peasant when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3377	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8960	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7880

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Potions Brewed:	142
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.