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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2593 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
join our server if you want to be surrounded by chickens wearing top hats and pigs riding on flying unicorns. our server is the only place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.
