Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!
Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!
But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.
So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!
Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find a community that will accept you for who you are, girlfriend or no girlfriend! Join us and build your virtual paradise where love is not a requirement, but creepers are always lurking around the corner to keep things interesting. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of blocky friends to keep you company? Join us now and finally feel like you belong somewhere, even if it’s just in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?
Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.
So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!
Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!
Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!
We’d like to introduce you to our new project, Kelpton. This is made by a passionate team that aims to produce a quality minecraft experience that you deserve. We offer various different features that I’m sure you’ll enjoy. We have custom biome generation, custom enchants, claims, economy, black market and alot more. Can’t wait to have you on!
The owner of the server “HVH FREE DRAGON COPY REALLYWORLD Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Tired of finding short lasting java smps with toxic and unfair admins and community? Look no further.
On Warped SMP some things you can find include but are not limited to:
And many more features. We are very open to suggestions and let the players decide what features they want to see on the server.
If you’re interested in a really chill mostly vanilla SMP you’ve found the right server! The server is opening at (8am PST/11am EST/4pm GMT/5pm CEST) on Saturday the 27th March.
We have a few clans and factions however we also have many solo players and we aim to create a lively and efficient commercial district with shops for ores and materials.
We have a very active vc with events to come on the way so if you’re interested you’re more than welcome to join! 🙂
Terminus SMP Is a fun little server that you and your friends can come play on! We have an active playerbase, with more than 40 people in our Discord server! Come join us adn make some friends! -Cra
Survival server backed by plugins and support to allow for peaceful building and survival. A new but growing server full of aspiring town leaders and players. Griefing/Raiding is a bannable offense, and will result in immediate action if discovered.
-Class-based wave survival!
-Level up to gain access to new classes and abilities!
-Compete for top times and waves survived!
-Find all the secrets to become extremely strong!
-Play with up to 8 friends in coop multiplayer!