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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5623 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3475 |
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!
3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.
4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.
5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.
So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!