Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Emeralds Found:	1037	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Animals Bred:	127

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	133700
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8921	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Magic Items Found:	4655	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

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