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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Votes:	3593
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9409	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4309
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	7232	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crops Grown:	1470	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	5601
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6534	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2327	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!