Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.
But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught in the middle of a heated argument between a mechanic boyfriend and a snobbish brother-in-law. Will they ever settle their differences? Who knows, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between a sister caught between her boyfriend and her family, all while trying to navigate the complexities of family drama. Will she choose love or loyalty? Only time will tell on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and car repairs to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama race against the server owner for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!
we even got a bee queen that rules over the land with an iron stinger, making sure all them crops are top-notch and ready for harvest. she’s got a bee army that’ll make you think twice about messing with her kingdom.
so if you want a minecraft server that’s buzzing with excitement and filled with more bees than you can shake a stick at, then come on down and join us. we promise you won’t bee disappointed!
| What we offer |
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| A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes |
| Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it! |
| A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time! |
| All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards |
| Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server |
| Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy |
| Economy system to customize your experience on the server |
| A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more |
| Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community |
| A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics |
| Server Information |
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| Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord |
| Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon |
| Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more |
| Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game |
| How to join us |
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| Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg |
| Agree to server rules |
| Apply via the #applications channel in discord |
| Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server |
The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.
Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.
Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.
There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.
Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.
Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?
Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.
But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots