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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 942 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
our out-of-plane symmetry is so broken, it’s like trying to build a house with invisible blocks! but don’t worry, our versatility is off the charts, just like when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. we can generate structural colors that will make your eyes pop out of your head, just like when you see a diamond ore for the first time.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get crafting, mining, and building like there’s no tomorrow!