our out-of-plane symmetry is so broken, it’s like trying to build a house with invisible blocks! but don’t worry, our versatility is off the charts, just like when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. we can generate structural colors that will make your eyes pop out of your head, just like when you see a diamond ore for the first time.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get crafting, mining, and building like there’s no tomorrow!
like, our engineers at Stanford were just like, yo, let’s put this crazy laser on a chip and make it accessible to everyone. so now, you can be shooting lasers like a boss in minecraft, all thanks to us.
join our server for the most insane, out-of-this-world experience ever. who needs diamonds when you can have a titanium-sapphire laser, amirite? come join us and be a part of the laser revolution. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to clean up after a bunch of unruly players who just can’t seem to keep their virtual rooms tidy. Our community is so messy, even your daughter’s moldy drinks and food will feel right at home here.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique father-daughter dynamic, where you can experience the joy of being constantly nagged about hygiene by a non-biological dad. Watch as he cleans up after you, only to be met with cries of “you’re not my real dad!” It’s a virtual family drama like no other.
So come join us on our server, where the mess is never-ending and the family drama is always brewing. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!
build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!
so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉
| Admin Team | All 18+ with extensive experience |
| Community Involvement | Players have a say in decisions through voting |
| Map | New map with tectonic world generation |
| Claiming | No claiming, coreprotect in place for protection |
| Events | Regular building competitions, PvP tournaments |
| Shopping District | Thrive in the in-game economy |
If you want to join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community, visit our website or discord.
A: You can join by visiting our website or joining our discord server for more information on how to connect.
A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 years or older to join the server.
A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for players to participate in.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to participate in the in-game economy by setting up their own shops in the shopping district.
Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!
Ever wanted to fight a giant Perorodzilla in the field or take on the fury of Set with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a dress – because who wouldn’t want to see that?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical talents in Minecraft. And don’t forget about the “An Academy Club’s Story: The Two Girls’ Wish for the Final Volume” event – who knows what crazy shenanigans will ensue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our players are experts at backstabbing, just like Ana did to her sister in this crazy story. Will you be the next one to betray your closest allies for a few virtual diamonds? Only time will tell!
And if you’re looking for a server with a real sense of community, look no further. Our players will stick by your side through thick and thin, just like Ana’s family did when she needed them most (even if they did call her sister the AH). So come join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.
Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players, and wearing a suit made of enchanted golden apples that gives you the power to fly.
But be warned, once you make your choices, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, whether you want to be a wizard with the ability to turn your enemies into chickens or a ninja who can teleport through dimensions with a snap of your fingers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and live out your wildest dreams in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!