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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3661 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 395 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1825 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?