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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.
Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!
Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.
And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.
So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!
