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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5567 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Votes: | 595 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.